Guy Ritchie is sure proud of his lovely ex-wife Madonna.

After splitting with her hubby (
actually before) Madonna was sneaking around with Alex
Rodriguez, a.k.a. “A-Roid”, then after meeting model Jesus
Luz she dumped Alex like a bad habit and began flaunting her living
Brazilian sex doll all over the place.

I think Madonna is stuck in 1992. But this time she can’t call it
‘reinventing herself’.

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Jessica Simpson hit the stage again this week in all black. Unfortunately, her legs look like stuffed sasuages in these cheap leggings. It’s not that we want to be hard on Jessica, but it’s just that she had raised the bar so much for herself in the past. It’s just plain disapointing to see all that hotness go to waste. Jessica’s sister, Ashlee Simpson vehemantly defended her sister this week by saying “since when is a size 2 considered fat?” Uhhh, if Jessica is a size 2 here, then Jennifer Love Hewitt must have been a size 1 when she and her child bearing hips and cankles were photographed on the beach last year. Yeah … that’s what I thought.

NEcankle, here are some more pics of a ’size 2′ Jessica Simpson and a ’size 1′ jennifer Love Hewitt for our Nottie section of the day.

Former pop star, Jessica Simpson turned up at a Chili Cookoff looking like one of the contestants. Jessica sang her “Dukes of Hazzard” song, “These Boots Are Made for Walking” to the dismay of many of the people at the fair. Below is a pic of Jessica when she was promoting the movie and song … and when she used to be a Hot Chick!